The day has almost come again. Tomorrow, my blessed Hawks of the Sea will battle in the deserts of Arizona against the Patriots of New England.
It’s all come down to this, #HawkNation. Time to go into Beast Mode and finish those hot-headed Pats off along with their small (foot) balls. Prepare yourself adequately with the best nuggets of the internet – all themed blue and green.
This personality quiz to see which Seahawk you are. It’ll be the most important personality quiz you take to date, trust me. (I got Richard Sherman – duh.)
This video of Hawks’ Wide Receiver Bryan Walters asking the real questions we want to know from his teammates on Media Day. Some of the best snippets: “My back is really sweaty right now, and I’m looking forward to a nap.” “There you have it, Bobby Wagner likes puppies.” “I got asked what my Marshawn-one-liner would be. I said, ‘I don’t know.'”
This checklist for every Hawks fan before the big day, to be prepared in every way possible for total and utter domination. Holyyyy catfish!
This article proving that Kam Chancellor is a bad man. Please stay away from him. “I’m all for football being a physical game but we have to start admitting that letting mutants from the X-Men into the game is too far.”
This face-off between Marshawn Lynch and the Gronk with Conan, basically a prediction of how the Super Bowl will go – AKA Marshawn wins. DUH.